The Bus Drinking Game

So I've been on buses (we're talking the medium/long bus trips - anywhere from about 5-15 hours) enough times to notice a few common occurrences/patterns, and I decided what better way to survive another bus trip than make up a drinking game to it?? So here it goes:

Every time...

1) They play Transporter 3 on the bus: Take a shot.

2) They play another shitty action movie (besides Transporter 3): Take a shot.

3) The driver's assistant walks up and down the aisle (I really don't know what the purpose of that is): Take half a shot.

4) The driver's assistant does random chores on the bus (cleans the windows, closes the curtains on the bus, etc): Take half a shot.

5) There isn't toilet paper in the bathroom: Take half a shot.

6) There is toilet paper in the bathroom: Take a shot. 

7) The driver goes over 100 km/hr (it's the law that they can't, so whenever they do it, the car starts beeping): Take half a shot.

8) The driver goes over 100 km/hr, but ignores the beeping and continues to drive over the limit: Take a shot.

9) The bus makes a stop in what appears to be the middle of nowhere, and people actually get off like that's where they wanted to go all along (Important note: This will happen a minimum of 4 times during a bus ride): Take half a shot.

10) The bus picks up people in what appears to be the middle of nowhere: Take a shot.

11) At one of these illusory middle of nowhere stops, some vendors get on the bus and started selling products (Important note: They are usually pastelitos or jerky): Take half a shot.

12) The bus gets stuck in a middle of a taco (traffic jam): Take a shot. 

13) A weird man comes up to you and you can't understand if he is trying to hit on you, convert you to a new religion, or talk to you about a certain movie (Note: This has only happened once): Take 2 shots.

14) The driver's assistant asks you to show your bus ticket: Take a shot. 

15) The driver's assistant, when asking for your information, is surprised that you have a Chilean ID instead of a passport: Take a shot.

16) A Chileans' cell phone goes off at an unnaturally high volume: Take a shot. 

17) A Chilean stares at you in surprise when they hear you drop a Chilean Spanish word (Ex: cachai, filo, flaité, etc), or really, any Spanish word in general: Take a shot. 

18) Chileans don't respect the tacit rules of forming and adhering to a line (Note: This usually happens when you have to claim your bag that was in storage in the bus at the end of the bus ride): Take a shot. 

19) A Chilean stares at gringos because the gringos are being obnoxiously loud (but never as loud as the Chileans' goddamn cell phones): Take half a shot.

20) The bus plays a bootlegged movie (Ex: Yesterday, on the bus ride home from Valdivia, the movie Wolverine - without finishing touches on the special effects - was played): Take a shot.

21) The bus plays a romantic comedy (which will barely ever happen): Take 3 shots. 

More rules expected to follow. This will hopefully make a 13 hour bus ride go more quickly next time. Hopefully.