Overheard: Greek Row Encounters

(Thursday night. Midnight. All within - I'm not even kidding you - a two-minute period:

Overheard: A guy and a girl getting off a charter bus (probably an invite...ughhhh) on Channing Circle. Guy with arm around girl. Stumbling drunkily on the sidewalk. All signs point that they are a couple, until the guy says: "So, wait, what's your last name again??"

Overheard: Biking by. Piedmont and Haste. An AEπ guy talking to a random girl, saying, "Yeah, someone's already walked in on them having sex."