sábado, 19 de septiembre de 2009

Spotted: Greek Row Encounters

1) Spotted: 3 students walking. One (in the middle) drunker than the others. Arms around the 2 lesser drunks, holding on for dear drunk life, so that he/she (let's be real, she) don't fall to the ground and have their too short dress expose anything their grandma would not want to see. 

2) Spotted: 3 students walking. One (in the middle) drunker than the others. Arms around clutching for support. Drunkey in the middle almost falls down several times. 2 "friends" have to catch her.

3) Spotted: 10 freshman, walking in a group together. Most likely floormates, still in the process of adquiring friendship. Girls, constantly checking and re-checking their hair, as well as pushing the side bangs more to the side to give that "Hey I'm casual but also sexy hair flip." Boys in the group walking together, talking about who drank the most beer the weekend before. Entire group, although they put in a valiant effort to look like chill college students, has that overly eager, "I can't believe I'm finally away from mom and dad and can finally do anything I want!" look on their faces.

4) Spotted: 2 sorority girls, one looking upset and almost crying (probably drunk), the other one consoling her (also probably drunk). Most likely talking about drunk hookup with [insert frat boy's name] and how it was horrible that he didn't call her. Other girl must likely doesn't give a shit about her, but due to sorority pledges of "friendship, unity, sisterhood, and solidarity", feels obliged to "help" her. 

5) Spotted: Group of 3. Obligatory drunk person in the middle. You know the deal.

6) Spotted: Guy and girl, flirting and semi-making out on the street. Most likely will end up in drunk hookup. Guy will probably not call. (See #4).

7) Spotted: Drunk guys in a car driving through whilst saying slightly inappropriate things to the girls passing by.

8) Spotted: Group of 3. Same deal. What is up with these groups of 3 deal??

9) Spotted: Nerdy girl eating shit on a bike in the middle of the crosswalk on Channing Circle. Probably a freshman.

10) Sadly, nerdy girl was actually ME a few weeks ago. 

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